Geek Stuff:
This made me laugh. I am playing with an Intrusion Detection System (IDS) used to monitor networks for hacking attempts. I looked at the config files and saw this

config classification: kickass-porn,SCORE! Get the lotion!,1

It turns out there is a whole section on detecting porn requests. This would have been prefect for finding the mythological porn site I was always searching for at my last job.