bru_man: I feel all manly
gf: what makes you feel so manly…
gf: you mean walkign around in your house naked
gf: and ponding your chest with two strong fists
gf: and make calls to the wild at the same time
bru_man: A nail got stuck in the waste disposal and dismattled it and got it out and then put it all back to gether
bru_man: now I am watching martha stewart get wax out a napkin

Stolen from Kate who borrowed it from someone else

Google your name with the word ‘needs’ after, in quotes, and find out the first 10 things you need

Ian needs about $400000 set aside now to cover his future need
Ian Needs an Old Man’s Cane
Ian needs to enter a new crop record for pond P10
Ian needs a wife merely to secure his fortune
Ian’s needs fully as we carry out this work without exhausting ourselves in the process
Ian needs to start wearing NIN shirts
Ian needs to be sure to practice that drive to the hospital over and over and over again
Ian needs to be advised to keep all sharp objects away from Rebecca during labor and delivery

Another AOL IM virus.

This one came from fun001.dynu.net/info.php?file=img021.jpg_______

When a user runs the linux it creates a file called lockx.exe
Lockx then creates a file c:\windows\system32\msdirectx.sys (detected by macfee as FURootkit) and c:\xz.bat (Prockill-cv)
I am also seeing it create a file c:\windows\system32\silient_kuwait150.exe

looks like the silient_kuwait150.exe is spyware.